A Storm is Coming

Hello, my loyal blog followers, and foolish mockers who have not yet been able to take me seriously. Someday my words will sink in, mark my noble words.

There's a storm brewing. Some have taken the issue of Same Hair Marriage far beyond Same Hair Couples.

So many emails have come to me voicing this very concern:

"They want to bring the issue into my life... My freedom will be taken away."

"I am a New Hampshire parent, watching public schools teach my daughter that Same Hair Marriage is okay."

"...but some who advocate for Same Hair Marriage have not been content with Same Hair Couples living their own lives. Those advocates want to change my life."

The storm is coming. But there is hope. Through this blog, we can come together in love to protect marriage. We can win this battle - together.

Remember, after every storm there is a rainbow.

States Allowing Same-Hair Marriage

We need to fight more than ever.

Several states have recently allowed Same-Haired Marriages to take place. This means that as we speak, people with the same hair color are taking marriage vows.

This cannot be allowed.

Marriage is a Sacred Institution, between a couple and God. It should not be penetrated by the ridiculous notion that Same-Haired Couples are equal.

Fight to Save Marriage. Write to your Senators now. Remember, it's all in the name of God. It's what He would want.

God Bless,

Marriage Warrior

Response to Sleepless in Florida

Dear Marriage Warrior,

My teenage daughter Gracie's always been a good girl, so when she told me she was bringing a guy home, I wasn't remotely concerned. I trust her not to lay in a sinful manner until her wedding night, and I trust her not to date those ungodly chess club members.

Then she told me he's also got brown hair.

Gracie says that having the same hair color doesn't matter to them; that our Church's stance on same-hair dating is old fashioned and based on bigotry. I told her we're not bigoted against girls who date boys based on hair color; indeed, we love them. But it is still a sin.

Gracie is not talking to me, but that's not the most upsetting thing. As we were talking loudly to one another, she asked me a question I couldn't answer:

"But Mom, WHY is it a sin?"

I realized I couldn't answer, and she won't talk to me until I do.

So Marriage Warrior, please, tell me: Why is it a sin?

Sincerely,

Sleepless in Florida

Dear Sleepless in Florida:

Here's what you need to do: You need to go to your little girl's room now, take her hands, and lead her into prayer.

Then tell her that Same-Hair Marriage is unnatural. It is universally known that Adam had black hair, and Eve had brown hair.

Do not let her be corrupted by America's communist society; she must realize that there is only one true way. The Way.

I will pray for you and your daughter.

In God,

Marriage Warrior

Introduction

Good morning, internet. I hope this post finds you well.

Now, I used to think the internet was of satan. But apparently, a lot of very reputable and moral people like Fred Phelps use it, so I'm gonna give it a go. Besides, it's the best way to reach out to young people these days.

Young people need to understand that in this day of liberal messages playing with their ears, there's lies they are being told. One of them is very disturbing indeed: that is is okay for two people with the same hair color to marry.

I have so many friends who love people with the same hair color. I love these friends almost as much as I love the Good Lord God. I pray they realize their sin, of course, so they don't burn in hell, but God says to love everyone, even the eternally damned, and I do. In Jesus name I pray, I do.

But people with the same hair color marrying is taking it too far.

Genetically speaking - yes, I do know my science, even if I think most of it is false- hair colors coming together can have horrible consequences. Children might wake up with blue or purple hair! Think of it this way - what happens when you mix yellow and yellow?

I will be posting more soon.

God Bless,

Marriage Warrior